Don't Stop Dreaming - Smile, Kid :)

Emi. 16. Junior. Christian. Missouri. I laugh a lot and I don't know what style is.

I’m leaving for my trip in an hour and a half. I still haven’t packed


no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit


you want the d?

oh you mean my



at least i never went through the “rawr means i love you in dinosaur ”phase


my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful


u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun


being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away



loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun


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